Call it grumbling, but I just don't get the deal with 'ma/mah.' Since when did 'my' turn into something so sinister? Its not like its so hard to pronounce or type that you just HAD to have a cool short term. Its two characters for heavens sake. Maybe 22 is just too old for understanding fads any more. Or is it the PhD? Or the general lack of babes around me?

Really, nothing seems to be working.