What went wrong with these actors?

1. Tusshar Kapoor

Coming Soon in halter top!

Its hard to believe he was the fastest ssperm. Maybe it was Jeetu's off night, who knows. This malnourished kid might look like having taken all the wrong roles for himself, but he has actually tried everything there is to do in a movie, with raging unsuccess. From a lover to a fighter to a stupid mute, he has ruined every possible camera angle. No prizes for guessing why sister Ekta stopped caring as well. Maybe he should try tracing the bobby-darling route.


2. Esha Deol


She probably inherited those from daddy, who's got them bigger

The problem with this cute little girl is twofold. Firstly, the closest she has to any bodily assets are physically attached to her mother. She comes from a family of body builders, to which her puny lifeless frame is a sheer disappointment. Secondly, it seems mommy Hema screwed with the volume knob on her, which most likely got stuck at minimum. She could have possibly made it as another Diya Mirza (that's about as far as she can ever reach), had it not been for her parents. Sadly, she doesn't have enough to sell an item number either.


3. Neha Dhupia / Tanushree Dutta

This might make more money in another industry

A cleavage that's seen more often than the face

Miss Indias who refuse to admit the swimsuit round is over. Both these girls started the line on a sane circuit, but immediately realized what 99% of the male audience likes to see. Trouble is, they've left so little to our imagination that any status above a wh*** is a cruel over-estimate.


4. Vivek Oberoi


No reason to smile

Till sometime back he had everything working. He was shooting off Ajay Devgan's men, dating the hottest chic there ever was, and almost had his big break. Today, Sanjay Dutt's constables blast his head like a watermelon. His girlfriend just married someone with better movies and a much, much bigger surname. And he's still repeating his typecast roles of an underworld shooter with high ambitions. Lets hope he becomes a Don without being killed by cops. Someday, not soon.


5. Fardeen Khan

Angry Fardeen Khan

Happy Fardeen Khan

This guy should receive an award for having managed so many movies without showing an emotion. The only (and that too, minutely) movable part on his face is his mouth, which he occasionally exercises to deliver accented dialogues that half the theatre can't even hear properly. The incident with drugs hasn't exactly lifted his image, but we shouldn't blame him for that - when your father gets more girls than you do, its probably advisable to pop the pill or stick the needle or sniff the powder.

Notice how all but two of the above are sons and daughters of established families (except vivek, unless his dad owns the hotel chain) in bollywood. The reason is obvious - these are people who've refused to accept its their parents' name that got them the fame they've enjoyed to date, something that's definitely not going to last.