Are you one of those people who think Phir Hera Pheri had the worst acting ever? Do you still believe it can't go further?
If the answer to this questions is yes, it might be time to watch Cash. Officially the lamest ever performance in front of the camera (after laughter challenge), this movie combines the collective misery of actors like Zayed Khan, Ritesh Deshmukh, Esha Deol, Shamita Shetty, and, you guessed it - Ayesha Takia. All looking for their one big break, failing terribly even at breaking out of their stereotype roles. Zayed Khan's still the one with the (assumed) style and the bike. Ritesh cannot make a move without trying to crack a joke (one that only he'll ever understand). Esha Deol still needs more than one page of dialogues per movie. Shamita actually thinks she's beautiful, and Ayesha still can't decide what size bra to wear. What brings them together? They can't act, and they can't dance. Ajay Devgan and Sunil Shetty (both can't dance either) marginally save it from complete perdition, but only to last about two minutes. I have yet to meet a person who didn't walk out on this one.
The story is too complex to comprehend unless you've actually written it, and the only thing the makers could have counted on was the room for loads of action. Sadly, they decided to play dirty with that too, replacing all stunts with cheap cartoon shots. All cars skid and roll before parking, no guns hit heroes. Everybody's a thief and the average IQ of the police is 50. Esha Deol drives a Formula 1 - God knows it canNOT go deeper than this.
If the answer to this questions is yes, it might be time to watch Cash. Officially the lamest ever performance in front of the camera (after laughter challenge), this movie combines the collective misery of actors like Zayed Khan, Ritesh Deshmukh, Esha Deol, Shamita Shetty, and, you guessed it - Ayesha Takia. All looking for their one big break, failing terribly even at breaking out of their stereotype roles. Zayed Khan's still the one with the (assumed) style and the bike. Ritesh cannot make a move without trying to crack a joke (one that only he'll ever understand). Esha Deol still needs more than one page of dialogues per movie. Shamita actually thinks she's beautiful, and Ayesha still can't decide what size bra to wear. What brings them together? They can't act, and they can't dance. Ajay Devgan and Sunil Shetty (both can't dance either) marginally save it from complete perdition, but only to last about two minutes. I have yet to meet a person who didn't walk out on this one.
The story is too complex to comprehend unless you've actually written it, and the only thing the makers could have counted on was the room for loads of action. Sadly, they decided to play dirty with that too, replacing all stunts with cheap cartoon shots. All cars skid and roll before parking, no guns hit heroes. Everybody's a thief and the average IQ of the police is 50. Esha Deol drives a Formula 1 - God knows it canNOT go deeper than this.
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