EGOBOT

I just came across this google hack where some person has built a bot that can answer questions for you. Here are some of the questions I asked. The answers are simply outrageous - just check them out.
Naturally, I've added comments to each of teh responses
Egobot

Responses by Egobot :

You ask: Why am I alive?
Egobot says: You are alive because of the huge complexity of your
brain

...I agree.

You ask: Why am I alive?
Egobot says: You are alive because of god, adam and eve, and noah and his crew

...and i was blamin' my parents ... wonder how many people curse noah everyday ...

You ask: Why am I alive?
Egobot says: You are alive because you have chosen to live

...how do you *not* choose to live ? As if i had a choice ..

You ask: Why should I live?
Egobot says: Yeah, well... I... uh...

...you said it buddy ....

You ask: How much do you weigh?
Egobot says: I weigh approximately 175 pounds (subject to g = 9.8m/s^2 )

...that's heavy for a piece of software, i wonder how much it'd weigh on the moon

You ask: Who will I marry?
Egobot says: You will marry a quiet man

...this bot is obviously mistaken about my sexual preferences. anyway i do like quiet men :))

You ask: Why am I me?
Egobot says: You are me because you said i was good at chess

..Hey wait a second! That was meant to be a complement !!!!!

You ask: Why do you suck?
Egobot says: My brain just malfunctioned, sorry

...happens to all of us once in a while buddy...keep going ...


APPEAL
please laugh at the above comments.